What Really Annoys Me About This Whole Duck Dynasty Debacle

I know next to nothing about the show Duck Dynasty and I would like to keep it that way.  What little I do know has been gained merely through ever-present media saturation.  How else would I even know that they had released a Christmas album?! (??? and !!!).  Actually, I believe my lack of knowledge gives this blog post strength.  I have never seen the show and I have not even read the interview that got Patriarch Robertson fired.  I care very little about all of it.

Here is what I do care about though: I am seriously annoyed right now.

And here is why: