Ever since I started watching more zombie films and TV shows I have become more than a little paranoid in every day life (see here for my recent article on the many things zombies can teach us). Do so has resulted in an all-pervading mental state which leads me to believe the ensuing zombie apocalypse has either begun or is about to begin. In other words, the belief that zombies are now among us causes a person to view everyday life a little differently. Here now are some "obvious conclusions" made while observing my world in a state of zombie-induced paranoia:
